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(Motherfucker Mike and Board James are seen holding The Shark Attack Box)

Mike: Well what do we have here, Shark Attack?

James: Shark Attack!

(Board James violently shakes the box)

Mike: It's the Motorized "Race & Chase" Game.

James: That's right! You have the Shark, Right here.

Mike: Mm-Hmm

James: You got the Fish, Right here

Mike: Yeah.

James: See it?

Mike Yeah, I see it!

James: And then you have the Shark, Chase the Fish, Around the Board!

Mike: So it just goes in a Circle?

James: Easy as A B C!

(Bad Luck Bootsy enters the door)

Bootsy: A B C D E F G H (Singing) ♫I've got a Gaaaaaaaal♫

Mike and James: BAD LUCK BOOTSY?!

Bootsy: ♫From Kalamazoo!♫

Mike: He's a Fucking Fuck Face!

Bootsy: That's a Fib!

James: He only wipes his Ass once a Year on Mischief Night, In a Tree!

Bootsy: That has not been proven in the Court of Law!

Mike: I know he fucked that Frog.

Bootsy: Now you're pulling my leg!

James: No no, you fucked a FISH.

(Awkward Silence)

Bootsy: That's not entirely true because i fucked a Dolphin

(James and Mike look Confused and Shocked)

Bootsy: And a Dolphin isn't technically considered a Fish! *smiles*

(Bootsy skips over to board James and Mike and sits down)

James: Nice Mustache, You look like a Pirate all you need is a hook!

Bootsy: Oh these? These are my swim trunks, I got them at (Inaudible)! The dames LOVE 'EM.

Mike: Why don't you go hide waldo?

Bootsy: Aw yeah, is that so? Look, I'm reeling in a fish!

(Bootsy pretend to reel in a fish but then flips Mike off)

Bootsy: FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

(Mike and James have a shocked expression on their faces)

Bootsy: Alright guys, you wanna play this game or what?

James: Alright, so everybody plays as a colored Fish. Swimmin' around the ocean, but watch out, here comes the Shark, trying to EAT your Fish!

Bootsy: That's a good lookin' Shark Guy, What uh-What kind of Shark is that?

James: Great White. So on your turn, you roll a dice and if your fishes color comes up, You move a space.

Bootsy: How... Old... is this Shark?

James: Why's it matter how old the Shark is?

Bootsy: ...Forget it!

James: OK. So, When the Shark eats a Fish, That Fish is out of the game. Last Fish to survive Wins!

Mike: So, What else do you do?

James: That's it! Easy-Peasy-Monkey-Cheesy! Nothing else to explain.

Bootsy: Where is the Shark From?

James: (Annoyed) LAKE TITICACA!

(Bootsy laughs as Mike turns on the Shark)

Bootsy: No, but seriously-

James: No No, Don't turn- IT'S OFF, IT GOING!

Bootsy: WOAH! WOW!

(A montage is then shown of The trio playing Shark Attack)

James: Roll the Dice!

Bootsy: Hey buddy, you're a little slow, little slow with the dice let's go!

Mike: You gotta shake it around good!

James: Oh we're gonna die, We're gonna die!

Mike: ♫La Cucaracha! La Cucaracha!♫

Bootsy: Just roll the dice! ROLL IT!

Mike: Alright, here we go, Ready? Gonna roll the dice!

Bootsy: What are you doing!?

(Mike proceeds to roll the dice, but the Shark Eats the fish)

Mike: Oh-Aw! You got eaten, Sorry!

James: Bastard!

(The Montage continues, when it ends, Bootsy grabs the Shark and take it to the couch with him.)

James: Why would the- I'm pretty sure you got eaten like 3 times.

Mike: Um, No! I'm jus- I'm just trying to play the game and win!

James: You're Cheatin'!

Mike: I'm not cheating!

James: You're still cheating! All the ti-

Mike: No!

(Bootsy is then shown on the couch with the Shark Sleeping. Board James proceeds to go Ape Shit.)

James: Come on, Really Guys? This is a really simple fucking Game WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY A FUCKING BOARD GAME?

(Mike Silently Laughs)

James: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY! LIKE, THIS IS THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL GROUP OF FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD. LIKE, YOU'RE OVER HERE CHEATING, YOU'RE OVER HERE TRYING TO... MAKE LOVE WITH THE DAMN SHARK. I'M BORED I WANNA PLAY A FUCKING BOARD GAME, AND YOU'RE FUCKING PISSING ME OFF! FUCK YOU GUYS, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR GUYS FUCKING PROBLEM?!?! FUUUUUCK!!!!!

(James proceeds to storm out of the Room.)

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