Angry Video Game Nerd Wiki
Advertisement
AVGN-_Bad_Game_Cover_Art_-23_-_Super_Duper_Sumos_(Game_Boy_Advance)

AVGN- Bad Game Cover Art -23 - Super Duper Sumos (Game Boy Advance)

("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays and ornaments numbered 1-25 are seen on a Christmas tree. A raspberry sound is heard and the cover to Super Duper Sumos appears on the 23 ornament, along with shit.)

The Nerd: Super Duper Sumos for Game Boy Advance.

The Nerd: From Midway, the same company that brought you Mortal Kombat, now brings you three Sumo wrestlers smashing their fat asses together!

The Nerd: Dude... it's a cover for a game, endorsed by Nintendo that advertises itself with ASSES BEING SMASHED TOGETHER!

The Nerd: It's Butt Bash 3000. They're all smiling. They like it. You can hardly see the third Sumo wrestler in the background, and I know this is because it was from a TV show, they had to include all three characters, but they couldn't figure out a way to make it so you can see all three of them. It throws off the symmetrical layout and the shadows on the ground contradicts the absence of a light source on their cartoon-style bodies.

The Nerd: Yeah, but who cares? They're bashin' their butts together! Rammin' their rear ends! Clashin' their cabooses!

The Nerd: Or, maybe not. I first assumed that the action graphic in the middle was meant to represent the impact of their heinies hitting, but maybe they're actually pressing their asses together, just holding them there, and then FARTING SIMULTANEOUSLY!

The Nerd: Blowing farts up each other's assholes, creating an explosion! The combined farts of three giant hamster-shaped men creates a blast more powerful than a nuclear bomb. It's so powerful that it sent them into an alternate dimension. You see the city in the background? Just barely, right? That's because their reality is fading away as they enter the next dimension.

The Nerd: This is science here. This is time travel. When Doc Brown needed plutonium, that's because he didn't want to have to get the gas from three sumo wrestlers doing butt slams!

Advertisement