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AVGN Bad Game Cover Art 7 - Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys (PS2)

AVGN Bad Game Cover Art 7 - Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys (PS2)

("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays and ornaments numbered 1-25 are seen on a Christmas tree. A raspberry sound is heard and the cover to Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys appears on the 7 ornaments, along with shit.)

The Nerd: Snow White for PlayStation 2.

The Nerd: This is terrifying. This isn't Snow White, this is more like evil porcelain dolls come to life. That should be a horror film by Full Moon, as evidenced by the full moon in the background. This is the stuff nightmares are made of. This will haunt your dreams, for eternity.

The Nerd (In an evil voice): We will tear your soul apart. Your suffering will be legendary in Hell. Eat the fucking apple!

The Nerd (Back to his regular voice): Phoenix Games also made this scary looking Pinocchio game. I guess they specialized in fucked up fairy tale covers frightening young children.

The Nerd: Somebody didn't understand the idea of cover art. It doesn't have to look like the shitty in-game graphics. And, am I reading this correctly? Does it say: "Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys"? I thought it was the seven dwarfs.

The Nerd: Were they trying to differentiate it from the Disney film to avoid a lawsuit? Well, it was originally from Grimm's Fairy Tales, so if they were gonna avoid the name, what about the likeness?

The Nerd: It obviously looks like the Disney characters, although twisted, fucked up versions. And are they seven boys? Really, boys? Or more like old men. Besides, I only see four. Where's the other three? Well, there's three trees. Maybe the witch turned them into trees.

The Nerd: Or perhaps the trees are a representation of humanity's dying relationship with nature.

The Nerd: (Close up to the PEGI 3 rating): The game is rated three and up.

The Nerd: I think that means these demonic fuckers need to take three more souls. (He vanishes) Oh- oh no! No! No! No! (he then appears in the cover, with the PEGI rating turning into 2+) (SCREAM) Get me outta here!

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