Game Glitches- The Legacy Sequel - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
Game Glitches: The Legacy Sequel is the 221st episode and the 9th episode of Season 18 of The Angry Video Game Nerd.
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Narrator: Previously on the Angry Video Game Nerd...
(Montage of the previous episode plays)
The Nerd: Why are all my games beating themselves?
well if you got to blow it why
don't you blow
me good day sir I shit all over it with
me
glitches I've got glitches in me Brites
for you
Le never did I think I would seek out my
old foe the glitch Gremlin the reason
was to help fight against a greater
threat or perhaps just for some fan
service as I reached the end of the
journey the frosty Breeze carried with
it the Ascent of promise for the fate of
the gaming world may depend on an
unlikely
truce you little piece of
[ __ ] well well well well if it isn't the
angry V nerd all right look this time is
different I need to talk to you about
something why for some needless
Nostalgia baate now that we're older
well you've got another thing
coming I'll take that I'll show you hey
hey hey hey hey look I need you to come
back and glitch my games what hold what
what yeah yeah yeah there's some
artificial intelligence that's taken
over the game room and I need your
expertise to you know
corrupt the system oh is that it now you
want me glitches well [ __ ]
you that's the way you want it that's
the way you're going to get
it you're got to get
me you're still a real [ __ ] now
listen this thing could take over the
whole gaming world you sick [ __ ] this is
a matter that's bigger than the two of
us in our petty Feud even if I wanted to
I couldn't get you think glitches just
come from me
Pockets look I need you okay I need the
old school glitches sorry I don't do
that anymore now I glitch printers and
copy machines my game glitching Days Are
Over Look At You Look At Me we're both
going bald ly hey I can still play video
games without hair what's your excuse
you see the glitches don't work the same
anymore sure back then I could put
Mario's head off his ass whatever but
nowadays there's more testing more
Community feedback and then there's all
the patches and the updates they ran me
out I'm just a
husband
anyway I got to bring this tree back to
me mrss so we can decorate
it so long
nerd we have fun glitching those
printers hey remember when you Gremlins
used to glitch planes
yeah your granddaddy brought down the
planes back in the big one WWI I and you
know who was on one of those planes you
know who was on one of those
planes my granddaddy was on one of those
planes oh no no
no hey it's a legacy sequel we had to
over complicate the
lore you you're getting pine needles all
over the floor I just chop down a glitch
mystery like you be asking
why are there Roots well of course those
roots you know trees have Roots I
thought you chop it down no I had to get
under with the ax and you know get under
the roots and I just St flow you know
what I mean
huh where's the
axe well you you you ask a lot of
questions well I'm a new character added
to the cannon in a legacy sequel so I
have to provide complexity plus with the
new one on the way we have to be
prepared for a possible Trilogy anyway
what happened to you out
there nothing oh oh the baby kicks yeah
what does that when we both know you've
been lying oh my sweet glitch little
darling
cakes you smell like
shame and Rolling Rock well just what
are you insinuating that somehow I was
in the forest and a giant man came and
ripped the the tree out by the roots for
me and then asked me to start glitching
video games again that's absurd it what
never
happen hey look now I was just thinking
whoa whoa whoaa what the [ __ ] welcome
back to the game what the hell look
looks like you got a suntan while
wearing a long sleeve shirt that's right
I've evolved so we've beaten Tony Hawk 1
2 3 and four we're up to five whether
you like it or
not no no no no no I came here to
concede you win no you win nerd I'm
doing this all for you no I'm leaving
the room is yours yeah okay go to that
office job you're going to love it
you're going to be so bored when you get
back here I'm going to make you the
ultimate gaming man
master I dropped the glitching key 500
200 points made 17 grown men cry two of
them
vomited Grand hey you know what I did
today I even glitched a coffee maker
nobody got any
caffeine well that's what you want to do
glitchy kids you know that thing that I
definitely said didn't happen today and
you were definitely accusing me that did
happen I was like no no it didn't happen
and you were like no it did happen I
said no it didn't happen well it
happened there was a giant man named the
nerd and he gave me an offer to glitch
video games again well why don't you
with the young one on the way and
everything it just seems you know not
stable there's nothing more unstable for
this family than you not living your
dream after all a world without glitches
would be a terrible
thing [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] oh my
God you you jammed the
oh damn well you know I jammed it if
there's anyone that can perfect a K22
paper jam you know it's me oh and you're
real proud of that I am proud of it it's
much trickier than the single sheet
Epson brand misfeed or the transfer R
wrinkles on the cannon
devices pleas not
bread oh take that for I freak and not
and not and
what oh I'm going to shred you like junk
mail let me go let me go have mercy on
me nerd why should I you're granddaddy
took down my Granddaddy's plane well
that's not true World War II grls never
caed any crashes we only glitched up the
radios I've been working all this radio
whenever call crashes is that so H those
stories were embellished thanks to Bugs
Bunny and William
Shatner just false
rumors I see not at least your
granddaddy flew a plane you can't even
Land one in Top Gun yeah well your
granddaddy did something and then you
just glitch video games you Gremlin just
get lazier and
lazier I know well maybe we were not
meant to do what our grandfathers did
maybe we should do what's Meant For
Us yeah one thing I know is we're not
meant to be here yeah let's go back to
doing our thing I've been itching for
some
glitching let's do it
well Scooby Do what is that thing you
look like Aladdin if he wanted to be a
leprechaun hey jackass I'm coming for
your nuts you can't handle these nuts
sick of
Gremlin I'm back [ __ ] it's time for
more
glitches come on let's do
it
glitch
yeah I still got it that was not a
glitch it was just a
fluke go Gremlin go Gremlin go
Gremlin
yeah there you go I put him through the
goddamn
floor must be fluke season
oh my God where is his arm I've lost an
appendage and another
one I've never seen a skateboarder dry
hump a halfpipe before you're killing it
Gremlin you're killing
it we're skating through the fourth
dimension here now
people now this is how you really play
the
game oh that one looks like it
hurt keep it up until it HIDs until it
hides
damn oh Tony Hawk skate Waring thrashing
thrashing thrashing dude he's in the air
he's in the [ __ ] air he's floating on
cloud n with me glitches oh my god look
how big his head is oh what the [ __ ]
okay wow that was a good one uh yes yes
I I that's not a feature in the game at
all it's an impressive glitch that I
came up with right
now GTA Vice City Let's play Hey I man
you think your plan went off without a
hitch but now you must face the pain of
my glitch I'm stuck under a bridge now
that is
awesome oh my God can you get through
the guy what's good oh oh my god look
he's his head's popping up through the
pavement did I just become a speed bump
peekaboo Lovely weather we happen tole
the moreing here I'm a maniac maniac on
the Dance Floor all right I'm going to
run to the Hedge all right can you do
something with that Gremlin come on can
you grind me through the through the
[ __ ] floor almost almost there you go
there you go there you go whoa this guy
thought he was going to a lowl but I
sent him to limbo limbo limbo limbo
limbo you can do the limbo too hey it's
like playing a whole Invisible game
underneath the game you and me guy we're
going nowhere fast where are you and I
we're on a bullet train to nothing
noville wow this game is all messed up
we're flying we're
flying this is amazing I never thought
any of the GTA games could be this
glitchy this makes big rigs look like um
a
game got some motorcycle tricks for us
Gremlin
whoa oh my God he's riding on the
motorcycle while standing
up you're going to be a real badass
Motorcycle Dude now [ __ ] if you
can read this the glitch fell
off oh is he riding up the wall or is he
running up the wall oh look at him
go oh we're going to blow going to blow
oh
yeah you know what sometimes you just
can't beat the classics so let's do
Rocky again whoa where' the menu go you
can choose from nothing or nothing or
more of nothing takes the decision
fatigue right out of the whole
equation you may have won the first two
rounds but now you're going down you elf
[ __ ]
yeah get down get down get down with
your bad self get down oh I just pulled
my back I'm too old for this [ __ ] with
all seriousness how do the characters
fall apart by knockout don't look now
but I just turn these heavy weights into
paper
WS oh my God it's a clump of creed and a
[ __ ] up Tommy Gun it never gets old
he's got on his
head deck the halls with loads of
glitches la la la la la la la I got
glitches in me Brites la la la la la la
la mess the games up with me powers fall
la la la la la la la la
troll the pixels and sing
carols la la we've done it Gremlin we're
back all right I'd say that's mission
accomplished
WooHoo what is
that the PlayStation 5
[Applause]
you're not going back to the pest
anymore [ __ ] no no no no no I I don't
play that modern [ __ ] you are going to
take this control it's not my type of
game it's not get back here take this
controller right now you're not going
nowhere okay okay oh my
God this is going to be a tough
I think I just glitched me
Bridges oh [ __ ] this game's amazing it's
awesome
game oh my God don't stop playing it's
too good it's too
good look at these flips look at these
combos W this is so [ __ ] good it's
the best how are we going to oh my God
hey you are the ultimate game master how
are we going to glitch this don't worry
nerd I'm coming to
help get him
Gremlin you all right can we glitch this
one the game's already a year old so
they already patched all the glitches
that's right those [ __ ] they have all
the software updates there's nothing we
can do well we're in a legacy sequel we
got to do something we've got to pass
the torch to somebody new no we're not
that old a deep fake what a deep fake
but none of us are dead yet we got to
think like The Last Jedi we got to [ __ ]
with the methos and ruin the original I
could glitch the old game glitches
episode so it would never play again
glitch that's it you glitch the old
episode and that'll retroactively um
reset the Mythos so that uh you can okay
[ __ ] the explanation let's go let's
clitch some [ __ ] games get over here
take this controller play this
game and here we've got Spider-Man we're
trapped in a crate we're trapped in a
box you can't even get out of that one
you got to reset the
game look could I did I stuck this dumb
[ __ ] in a
truck driving Jam more like a graphic
Jam whoa what is going on there I'm not
touching you I'm not touching you my
hands are back here and I'm floating and
I'm not touching you can't be
mad let's play Miles Morales because
they didn't patch the glitches in that
one oh look at that he's like Silly
Putty picking up all the print from the
newspaper this is the most awesome
glitch I have ever seen and who who
knows how exactly it works but his suit
is somehow picking up textures from the
graphics around him even when it's
something you didn't even touch or come
near what is the logic no one can
explain but Gremlin you've really
outdone yourself with this
one you'd think this is a feature in the
game unlock all the suits I like the
silver metal one kind of reminds me of
Michael Jackson
don't know I'm glitching I'm glitching
you know it you
know oh now this game should be rated as
ma cuz he's got a bush on his
Bush oh my God he's got ears on his
nipples and if you ever wanted eyeballs
on your testicles look no further and
see a scrotum where your eyelids should
be oh [ __ ] is that a keypad on his ass
it'll give a new meaning to the phrase
but
dial
it's
oh it's
you're going to get my every better
creature
woohoo H we did it nerd we did it I was
happy to be of service to you anytime
you need some
glitches you know who to ask thanks
Gremlin I'll see you
around I'll be going now awkwardly I'm
just going to awkwardly walk away
because the episode's
over what is this and how did it get
here
oh that's nice of them
the PS2 holiday 2004 demo disc perfect
timing for the 20th
anniversary why don't you play it yeah
why don't you give it a try all right I
guess I
will you have that memory card in there
you know the one that has Final Fantasy
7 uh yeah it's got that saved on there
it's got um Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
saved on on there too bunch of stuff
yeah you must have put a lot of hours
into those games nerd it's an awful lot
of time to invest in something could be
a shame or something to happen to
it okay whatever let's try this out so
it's just a sampler of a bunch of PS2
games make sure you play Beautiful Joe
too yeah that's a good one all right
sure Beautiful Joe too I mean it's a
it's a fun game yeah it's just
sidescroller action movie themed yeah I
mean is there something I'm missing
here okay black
screen all right the game froze what now
is that it why don't you check your
memory card sure checking the card
here oh you fucks and erased the card
a yes this is a real thing the beautiful
2 demo erases your memory card
oh that's foul that is low that is the
best glitch you've ever had of all
time wow hey congratulations on the kid
by the way thank you nerd do you know
the uh gender yet we do actually you
want to tell him it's a boy oh a boy
that's going to be a son of a glitch