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Spawn Games - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

Spawn Games - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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Kyle Justin: (singing) He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!

Nerd: What? Where am I?

Clown: Mellow greetings, Nerdy werdy!

Nerd: What the hell?!

Clown: Ooh, hell is right! Sorry to break it to ya Nerd, but you're dead! You're fucked! F-U-C-K-T, fucked!

Nerd: O-Okay, I get it, the dragon in Immortal got me. But why am I dressed so badass?

Spawn (GBC)

Spawn (SNES)

Spawn: The Eternal

Spawn: In the Demon's Hand

Nerd: What? I gotta beat the game again? It's pulling the same shit as the Game Boy version! Well, who am I gonna find to help me beat this game, while in hell?

Clown: Did somebody call the clownster?

Nerd: (sigh) Sure, why not?

Announcer: Stage Clear!

Both: Yes!

Nerd: Well, thanks for helpin' me out.

Clown: Hey, anything for a friend right? Here, here's the final game from your pal clownster, see ya!

Spawn: Armageddon

The Nerd: I think we hit the jackpot with this one. It starts with a Marilyn Manson song. Todd McFarlane worked on the story, and they got the best voice they could for Spawn: the animated series version himself, Keith David.

Violator: Honey, how could you?

Spawn: It was easy. You're my bitch.

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