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Kyle Justin: (singing) He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!
Nerd: What? Where am I?
Clown: Mellow greetings, Nerdy werdy!
Nerd: What the hell?!
Clown: Ooh, hell is right! Sorry to break it to ya Nerd, but you're dead! You're fucked! F-U-C-K-T, fucked!
Nerd: O-Okay, I get it, the dragon in Immortal got me. But why am I dressed so badass?
Spawn: The Eternal
Spawn: In the Demon's Hand
Nerd: What? I gotta beat the game again? It's pulling the same shit as the Game Boy version! Well, who am I gonna find to help me beat this game, while in hell?
Clown: Did somebody call the clownster?
Nerd: (sigh) Sure, why not?
Announcer: Stage Clear!
Nerd: Well, thanks for helpin' me out.
Clown: Hey, anything for a friend right? Here, here's the final game from your pal clownster, see ya!
The Nerd: I think we hit the jackpot with this one. It starts with a Marilyn Manson song. Todd McFarlane worked on the story, and they got the best voice they could for Spawn: the animated series version himself, Keith David.
Violator: Honey, how could you?
Spawn: It was easy. You're my bitch.