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But I might have found one. ''Darkwing Duck'', based on the TV show. I remember the show, but I'm not overly familiar with it, which is a fair spot to be in. I have no high expectations, or low expectations. By now, I've played some of the most horrible games that are humanly possible to make: ''Plumbers Don't Wear Ties'', ''Big Rigs'', ''Hong Kong 97''. I think I've set the bar too high, or too low, depending on which way you look at it. But for now, let's go into some more sensible territory, let's get serious. Or should I say: Let's get dangerous. (Nerd puts in game, turns the game on, and reaches for the control, but wire isn't long enough to reach the couch and the Nerd groans.) |
But I might have found one. ''Darkwing Duck'', based on the TV show. I remember the show, but I'm not overly familiar with it, which is a fair spot to be in. I have no high expectations, or low expectations. By now, I've played some of the most horrible games that are humanly possible to make: ''Plumbers Don't Wear Ties'', ''Big Rigs'', ''Hong Kong 97''. I think I've set the bar too high, or too low, depending on which way you look at it. But for now, let's go into some more sensible territory, let's get serious. Or should I say: Let's get dangerous. (Nerd puts in game, turns the game on, and reaches for the control, but wire isn't long enough to reach the couch and the Nerd groans.) |
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Revision as of 13:41, 29 June 2015
(Picks Castlevania II: Simon's Quest then he puts it back) Ah, done that one. Let's see... Shitty, shitty.... (Picks Fester's Quest) Ah, done that one, too. Shitty games... (Mutters)
Moon Ranger
This one looks pretty shitty. Yeah, it's shitty... You just flying around shooting frogs in bubbles... In space... No, that's not enough material work with... I'm moving on.
Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
Here's one. Yay this sucks. Kid Niki's jumping around like he's on the moon...it's ass it's ass......
(Goes through a stack of games) Nah... Nah...
Dudes With Attitude
Oh now this looks hilarious. Uuuhh... my mind... is a blank.
Deathbots
There's gotta be something...oh, Deathbots. How could you go wrong? Or right... or rightfully wrong... shooting robots... okay.
Mad Max
I got it, Mad Max. It was made by Mindscape, proving that not every NES movie based game was made by LJN. See, LJN was like a cat and the NES library was it's litter box. When the litter box gets too shitty, the cat shits somewhere else. Now I'm on track. Well, you drive around, you run around shooting people, you drive, shoot, drive, shoot, buy stuff, drive and shoot. I wish it were LJN because they would've given me more to talk about.
TurboGrafx-16
Call me an explorer, I've been searching for the perfect shitty game. And I've seen just about everything at this point. But you know what? I'm gonna do something that I've never done yet. And that is to review a game on... (Turns his camera to TurboGrafx-16) The TurboGrafx-16. Holy shit.
The TurboGrafx-16 was developed by Hudson Soft and NEC. It's original name in Japan was the PC Engine which sounds like a computer on a train. No wonder they changed it. The games came on cards, which is unique. It was technically the first 16-bit console, made to compete with the NES, but it was soon trampled by two titans: the Sega Genesis, and the Super Nintendo. Yeah you were either asking your parents for the Genesis or the SNES.
The TurboGrafx-16 was the one nobody gave a shit about. It didn't has as many third-party game developers working for it, but the benefit of that was that it meant less shitty games. The TurboGrafx library is less contaminated than the rest. That's why it's taking me so long to get to. There's no major stinkers that stink out.
Darkwing Duck
But I might have found one. Darkwing Duck, based on the TV show. I remember the show, but I'm not overly familiar with it, which is a fair spot to be in. I have no high expectations, or low expectations. By now, I've played some of the most horrible games that are humanly possible to make: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Big Rigs, Hong Kong 97. I think I've set the bar too high, or too low, depending on which way you look at it. But for now, let's go into some more sensible territory, let's get serious. Or should I say: Let's get dangerous. (Nerd puts in game, turns the game on, and reaches for the control, but wire isn't long enough to reach the couch and the Nerd groans.)