- "Hi. I'm Nintendo, and I kick ass."
- —The Angry Video Game Nerd acting as the voice of the NES
The Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES, is the first video game console released by Nintendo. It was known for it's large library of both officially-licensed and unlicensed games, and starting off many popular video game franchises. The Nerd plays many games on it and owns both the original model and the top-loading model, as well as a household toaster modified to play NES games called the "Nintoaster".
NES games the Nerd has reviewed
- Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
- Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
- The Karate Kid
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (later revisited in 2010)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (later revisited in 2010)
- Back to the Future (later revisited in 2010)
- Back to the Future Part II & III (later revisited in 2010)
- M.C. Kids
- Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
- Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
- Top Gun (later revisited in 2010)
- Top Gun: The Second Mission
- Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones
- Friday the 13th
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Bible Adventures
- Bible Buffet
- Spiritual Warfare
- King of Kings: The Early Years
- Ghostbusters
- Ghostbusters II
- Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six
- Silver Surfer
- Die Hard
- The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
- The Simpsons: Bart vs. The World
- The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
- Fester's Quest
- Dragon's Lair
- Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
- Rambo
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Ubisoft)
- Star Trek: 25th Anniversary
- Superman
- Batman
- Batman: Return of the Joker
- Deadly Towers
- Battletoads
- Dick Tracy
- Drac's Night Out
- Sesame Street: Countdown
- Bram Stoker's Dracula
- Frankenstein: The Monster Returns
- Exodus: Journey to the Promised Land
- Noah's Ark
- Joshua
- Menace Beach/Sunday Funday
- Milon's Secret Castle
- Metal Gear
- The Uncanny X-Men
- Wolverine
- The Terminator
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day
- Transformers: Convoy no Nazo (Famicom game)
- Mario is Missing!
- Mario's Time Machine
- The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
- Super Pitfall
- Godzilla: Monster of Monsters
- Godzilla 2: War of the Monsters
- Wayne's World
- Castlevania
- Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
- Little Red Hood
- Winter Games
- Street Fighter 2010
- Hydlide
- Ninja Gaiden
- Action 52
- Cheetahmen 2
- Mega Man 2 (Game Glitches)
- Mega Man 5 (Game Glitches)
- Double Dragon (Game Glitches)
- Super Mario Bros. (Game Glitches)
- Super Mario Bros. 2 (Game Glitches)
- Super Mario Bros. 3 (Game Glitches)
- Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
- Town & Country Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage (2010 Christmas special)
- Circus Caper (2010 Christmas special)
- Fist of the Northstar (2010 Christmas special)
- Day Dreamin' Davey
- Star Wars
- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
- Gyromite
- Stack-Up
- Jaws
- Hook
- Jurassic Park
- Barbie (The Making of an AVGN Episode)
- Kid Kool
- Nintendo World Championships
- Caltron 6-in-1