thumb|link=Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em is a game for the Atari 2600. In it, you control two nude women and move them back and forth to catch semen from a man masturbating on a rooftop, though the Nerd commented that the shape and color also closely resembled the man urinating. Missing the semen would cause the player to lose a life, and catching it would gain the player one point. Attaining a score of 69 (or any multiples of 69) would earn the player an extra life. The box art showed a woman licking an ice cream cone, which had nothing to do with the game. It was reviewed in the episode Atari Porn.
- The game was made into a level in Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures under the name.