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Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em

Beath Em and Eat Em Atari 2600 cover

Developer(s)
American Multiple Industries
Publisher(s)
Mystique
Platform(s)
Genre(s)
Adult
Mode(s)
Single-player


Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em is a pornographic game released in 1982 by Mystique for the Atari 2600 console.

Gameplay[]

The player controls two nude women and move them back and forth to catch semen from a man masturbating on a rooftop, though the Nerd commented that the shape and color also closely resembled the man urinating. Missing the semen would cause the player to lose a life, and catching it would gain the player one point. Attaining a score of 69 (or any multiples of 69) would earn the player an extra life. There is also a gender-swapped version, Philly Flasher, in which a buxom witch lactates on the rooftop, and you control two men who must catch her milk.

The game was reviewed in the episode Atari Porn.

Trivia[]

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